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 Author Topic: There is only one ultimate, ultimate ownage between grown men
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Anonymous Pinky
Posted 2/9/2010 9:18 am
You are dating or married a smoking hot girl.

She has a really fugly sister.

At a family gathering ou and the sister's boyfriend/husband are left alone to chat over a beer.

The ownage makes the earth shake.



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Anonymous Pinky
Posted 2/9/2010 9:47 am
I thought this was going to be about anal sex :thumbdown:



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Shiny New Kid
Epic Motherfucker

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Posted 2/9/2010 9:49 am
. said:You are dating or married a smoking hot girl.

She has a really fugly sister.

At a family gathering ou and the sister's boyfriend/husband are left alone to chat over a beer.

The ownage makes the earth shake.



Virgin Alert!

The hot chick might be a real bitch who has spent the entire gathering humiliating and emasculating you in front of the whole group, while the fugly sister is warm, supportive, non-materialistic and won the lottery and bought a brewery for her man with the money



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KM.as.a.dot
Anonymous Pinky
Posted 2/9/2010 9:52 am
There is only one true form of titanic ownage between men, and that is between the man who fucked and chucked the harpy wife and the man trapped in a hellish marriage.



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Anonymous Pinky
Posted 2/9/2010 9:54 am
KM.as.a.dot said:There is only one true form of titanic ownage between men, and that is between the man who fucked and chucked the harpy wife and the man trapped in a hellish marriage [with her].



Fixt for clarity.



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One Who Knoas
Anonymous Pinky
Posted 2/9/2010 9:55 am
Shiny New Kid said:Virgin Alert!

The hot chick might be a real bitch who has spent the entire gathering humiliating and emasculating you in front of the whole group, while the fugly sister is warm, supportive, non-materialistic and won the lottery and bought a brewery for her man with the money



What?

Dude, seriously, pull the gerbil out your ass and man up, bitch



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KM.as.a.dot
Anonymous Pinky
Posted 2/9/2010 9:55 am
. said:Fixt for clarity.



Thats what I meant. Now that Im in my 30s I bump into girls I fucked years ago and their dead inside husbands all the time. It is the greatest feelinginthe world.



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Anonymous Pinky
Posted 2/9/2010 10:01 am
KM.as.a.dot said:...I bump into girls I fucked years ago and their dead inside husbands all the time.

Translation. WTF does that mean?

Anyway, girls that you "fucked years ago" don't want to talk with you. Fact. HTF are you going to know anything about their husbands? You're not.



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Anonymous Pinky
Posted 2/9/2010 10:02 am
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KM.as.a.dot said:...I bump into girls I fucked years ago ALL THE TIME and their dead inside husbands all the time.

Translation. WTF does that mean?

Anyway, girls that you "fucked years ago" don't want to talk with you. Fact. HTF are you going to know anything about their husbands? You're not.



Edited to make more authentically KM.



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Anonymous Pinky
Posted 2/9/2010 10:03 am
KM.as.a.dot said:Thats what I meant. Now that Im in my 30s I bump into girls I fucked years ago and their dead inside husbands all the time. It is the greatest feelinginthe world.



Really? You must live a small, boring world.

I have rarely run into anyone from the distant past. I have run into old bf's and thought I am so blessed to have not ended up with that loser, and I have seen the brown-toothed, obese hags they ultimately chose, but it is rare.



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Anonymous Pinky
Posted 2/9/2010 10:07 am
. said:Translation. WTF does that mean?

Anyway, girls that you "fucked years ago" don't want to talk with you. Fact. HTF are you going to know anything about their husbands? You're not.



Its a different world for expats in general and for people in the money markets in particular. The culture s very incestuous, and some of these goldigging whores have been passed around like a joint at Grateful Dead concert for years, but at some stage some retarded sap marries them. Since we all hang out more or less in Roppongi and Akasaka you bump into people all the time.

Ive seen stupid moves by guys here...top level executive banker types marrying Columbian strippers. It happens.



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Anonymous Pinky
Posted 2/9/2010 10:10 am
KM.as.a.dot said:

... Now that Im in my 30s I bump into girls I fucked years ago and their dead inside husbands all the time. ....




F2 translation : i'm still stalking teh girls i fantasised having secks wif back in high school



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Anonymous Pinky
Posted 2/9/2010 10:13 am
OP is like 13.



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Anonymous Pinky
Posted 2/9/2010 10:59 am
Some F2 posters have never been been with a smoking hot chick.



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Anonymous Pinky
Posted 2/9/2010 11:01 am
. said:Some F2 posters have never been been with a smoking hot chick.



Troof - all the money in the world cannot buy it.



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Anonymous Pinky
Posted 2/9/2010 11:14 am
Shiny New Kid said:Virgin Alert!

The hot chick might be a real bitch who has spent the entire gathering humiliating and emasculating you in front of the whole group, while the fugly sister is warm, supportive, non-materialistic and won the lottery and bought a brewery for her man with the money





I choose women on personality, not looks
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:milton:



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Zathrus2
Epic Motherfucker

2876 posts
Posted 2/9/2010 11:44 am
I would think gay sex.



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mr the horse
AKA perkmashin

3187 posts
Posted 2/9/2010 11:55 am
CROSSING SWORDS.



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